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i don’t understand people on Facebook when they post stuff like,
“those shoes tho”like, what about those shoes, i don’t understand what you’re saying about THOSE GODAMN SHOES.
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Guys this is what a lie looks like
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Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live in the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
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How many people even give a fuck about me
Here’s a list of my estimates: -
do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you
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I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
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CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
petition to make this America’s new national anthem 1 reblog = 1 signature
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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